The world cup is finally underway... am still having goose pimples knowing that greatest event in the world is taking place in AFRICA!!! There is no greater feeling like seeing the world greatest players sweating it out down South.
This only happens every four years and a lifetime on an African soil. For Africans, it's beyond national pride; the support goes out to the entire continental representatives.
Back to the subject, this event with all its splendor, could ruin your relationship with your partner regardless…
Yea I said it! Unless your partner is a football fan or has deep crush for footballers, then you are good.
If so, go get yourself a popcorn machine or loads of nuts or whatever you and your partner knock yourselves out with and enjoy the tournament arm in arm.
But otherwise, you going to have to deal with a whole lot of drama and bitch fit... oops! So? Yea I said it again... Tons of drama and bitch fit.
This only happens every four years and a lifetime on an African soil. For Africans, it's beyond national pride; the support goes out to the entire continental representatives.
Back to the subject, this event with all its splendor, could ruin your relationship with your partner regardless…
Yea I said it! Unless your partner is a football fan or has deep crush for footballers, then you are good.
If so, go get yourself a popcorn machine or loads of nuts or whatever you and your partner knock yourselves out with and enjoy the tournament arm in arm.
But otherwise, you going to have to deal with a whole lot of drama and bitch fit... oops! So? Yea I said it again... Tons of drama and bitch fit.
Believe me you don't want a fleeting event to mar your relationship. Unless you want your relationship to end, when the world cup does, then you need to follow these tips...
- If you are going to watch a world match with your boys at your place, make sure your boys are coming with their girlfriends. Watching football as a crowd is fun, even if you not a fan. Try not to do this regular though… girls aren’t nice to girls on a regular (if you know what I mean)
- Do join her in doing everything she likes when the matches are over, especially if it is to go and watch a romantic movie lol! You never know what she’ll come up with when the next match is on… payback is a b!#/$h!
- Both of you should create a TV guide for yourselves and stick to it, so everyone has a heads up on when it’s his or her turn to lay claim to total access to the TV.
- Teach her football terms; explain the sport to her in detail. Make her understand you want not to feel left out or embarrass herself in discussions about the world cup.
- Make her play a football fantasy league game (if she likes games). She is bound to pick interests in football.
- This is the best time not to get pissed when she asks you a question, especially about the tournament. So easy on those snappy answers to stupid questions.
- Buy her football and the world cup branded items she would like.
- Damn! am out of ideas, but one final one, if do all this stuff and she is not happy… go place a substantial amount of valium 5 or any concoction that can get her to sleep during matches (be wary of overdose man! Se ya’ll later!
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